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They'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood. - Bob Hope Quotes

They'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood.

American Comedian England Funny

The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup. - Bob Hope Quotes

The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.

American Comedian Funny Israel

It sure has been a pleasure for us to broadcast for the sailors and soldiers; besides, its part of the National Defense Program to prepare our boys for anything - Bob Hope Quotes

It sure has been a pleasure for us to broadcast for the sailors and soldiers; besides, its part of the National Defense Program to prepare our boys for anything

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope Quotes

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.

American Comedian Fun Funny

The program is nearly over! I can feel the audience is still with me but if I run faster I can shake them off - Bob Hope Quotes

The program is nearly over! I can feel the audience is still with me but if I run faster I can shake them off

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope Quotes

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom.

American Comedian Funny

My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I went steady with a woodpecker till I was twenty-one. - Bob Hope Quotes

My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I went steady with a woodpecker till I was twenty-one.

The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's really pissed off. - Bob Hope Quotes

The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's really pissed off.

American Comedian Funny Jesus Christ

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle. - Bob Hope Quotes

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

Age And Aging American Comedian Funny

I'll tell 'ya how to stay young: Hang around with older people - Bob Hope Quotes

I'll tell 'ya how to stay young: Hang around with older people

This falls under the category of a minor and freak accident, - Bob Hope Quotes

This falls under the category of a minor and freak accident,

Your ignorance cramps my conversation - Bob Hope Quotes

Your ignorance cramps my conversation

My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?

My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?"

At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to see what someone else thinks about their acting besides their press agents - Bob Hope Quotes

At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to see what someone else thinks about their acting besides their press agents

You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. - Bob Hope Quotes

You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

Age And Aging American Comedian Funny

He carries so many tacklers with him, he's listed in the Yellow Pages under 'Public Transportation.' - Bob Hope Quotes

He carries so many tacklers with him, he's listed in the Yellow Pages under 'Public Transportation.'

Isn't it fun to go out on the course and lie in the sun? - Bob Hope Quotes

Isn't it fun to go out on the course and lie in the sun?

Fun

You know what a fan letter is - it's just an inky raspberry - Bob Hope Quotes

You know what a fan letter is - it's just an inky raspberry

I love to go to Washington -- if only to be near my money. - Bob Hope Quotes

I love to go to Washington -- if only to be near my money.

Love

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty. - Bob Hope Quotes

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.

Age And Aging American Comedian Funny

When we recall Christmas past, we usually find that the simplest things - not the great occasions - give off the greatest glow of happiness.

When we recall Christmas past, we usually find that the simplest things - not the great occasions - give off the greatest glow of happiness."~

If you haven't any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble. - Bob Hope Quotes

If you haven't any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.

American Comedian Charity Funny

Little Miss Broadway. - Bob Hope Quotes

Little Miss Broadway.

I must say the Senator's victory in Wisconsin was a triumph for democracy. It proves that a millionaire has just as good a chance as anyone else. [on JFK's electoral victory] - Bob Hope Quotes

I must say the Senator's victory in Wisconsin was a triumph for democracy. It proves that a millionaire has just as good a chance as anyone else. [on JFK's electoral victory]

She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction. - Bob Hope Quotes

She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction.

American Comedian Direction Funny

Don't tempt me, I can resist anything but temptation - Bob Hope Quotes

Don't tempt me, I can resist anything but temptation

A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live. - Bob Hope Quotes

A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.

American Comedian Funny

She was there when the stadium opened and there when the game was over. - Bob Hope Quotes

She was there when the stadium opened and there when the game was over.

Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies - Bob Hope Quotes

Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies

When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things - not the great occasions - that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness. - Bob Hope Quotes

When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things - not the great occasions - that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.

American Comedian Funny

Pops. That's what we called him. - Bob Hope Quotes

Pops. That's what we called him.

Memory Lane Bob Hope Way. - Bob Hope Quotes

Memory Lane Bob Hope Way.

[Milton Hope led the singing of] Happy Birthday ... He would say, 'Keep it sweet and short and don't try to be funny.' - Bob Hope Quotes

[Milton Hope led the singing of] Happy Birthday ... He would say, 'Keep it sweet and short and don't try to be funny.'

Of audiences: they were really tough - they used to tie their tomatoes on the end of a yo-yo, so they could hit you twice - Bob Hope Quotes

Of audiences: they were really tough - they used to tie their tomatoes on the end of a yo-yo, so they could hit you twice

I left England when I was four because I found out I could never be King. - Bob Hope Quotes

I left England when I was four because I found out I could never be King.

If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants to play through, let him. - Bob Hope Quotes

If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants to play through, let him.

Whenever I play with Gerald Ford, I try to make it a foursome the President, myself, a paramedic and a faith healer. - Bob Hope Quotes

Whenever I play with Gerald Ford, I try to make it a foursome the President, myself, a paramedic and a faith healer.

It's hard to come up with a simple definition of who you are, ... Right now, I don't think there are many common bonds across the board for the four and a half million people who live here. - Bob Hope Quotes

It's hard to come up with a simple definition of who you are, ... Right now, I don't think there are many common bonds across the board for the four and a half million people who live here.

You can't say, 'We've got the biggest airport in the world' as a slogan, - Bob Hope Quotes

You can't say, 'We've got the biggest airport in the world' as a slogan,

'I adopted the old Navajo Indian trick of screaming and begging.' Wisecracking in the face of adversity. - Bob Hope Quotes

'I adopted the old Navajo Indian trick of screaming and begging.' Wisecracking in the face of adversity.

`I adopted the old Navajo Indian trick of screaming and begging.' Wisecracking in the face of adversity. - Bob Hope Quotes

`I adopted the old Navajo Indian trick of screaming and begging.' Wisecracking in the face of adversity.

Congratulations to whoever is finally booking music we love. It's going to get us out of the house after dark! - Bob Hope Quotes

Congratulations to whoever is finally booking music we love. It's going to get us out of the house after dark!

The home videos aren't as good, but they are seeming to get better. - Bob Hope Quotes

The home videos aren't as good, but they are seeming to get better.

Home

The rural economy tends to be dealt with in a piecemeal way. But we took the view that, by being bolder, we could provide a catalyst for reviving the economy of west Durham. - Bob Hope Quotes

The rural economy tends to be dealt with in a piecemeal way. But we took the view that, by being bolder, we could provide a catalyst for reviving the economy of west Durham.

You couldn't say anything negative about any of the Braves without Pearl getting greatly offended. - Bob Hope Quotes

You couldn't say anything negative about any of the Braves without Pearl getting greatly offended.

I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there. - Bob Hope Quotes

I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.

American Comedian Funny Motivational Quote of the Day

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful. - Bob Hope Quotes

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.

American Comedian Funny

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it. - Bob Hope Quotes

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.

American Comedian Editor's Pick Funny Quote of the Day Short

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy. - Bob Hope Quotes

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

American Comedian Funny

The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast. [About Russia] - Bob Hope Quotes

The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast. [About Russia]

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